We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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