he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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