it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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