Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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