So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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