what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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