Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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