I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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