her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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