I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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