i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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