You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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