I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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