Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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