You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Acid is not a monday night drug
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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