Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
50% drunk capacity currently
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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