Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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