My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Blood and glitter go together right?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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