belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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