I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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