I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I've blown a few things in my day
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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