Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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