Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
All I want is dick and wine.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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