Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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