The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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