Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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