Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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