So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?