that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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