If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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