I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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