so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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