My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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