You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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