I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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