What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I don't want my vagina anymore.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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