Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
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