I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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