So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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