I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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