It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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