If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
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I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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