You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I need help removing her.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
