And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
if i can run in heels then i can drive
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Sorry my hands just texted you
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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