This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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