Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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