Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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