It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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