If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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