just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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