Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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