"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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