Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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