What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I am in a vortex of obligation.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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