How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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