who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
too bad you live with your parents still
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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